Before anyone points out that it's a bit unlikely Superhero Girl would forget to take off her mask a second time, let me tell you a few of the things I've done in the past couple years. I have: shown up for birthday parties a day early, shown up for speaking engagements a day early, written down the completely wrong date for a speaking engagement, despite being reminded repeatedly of the correct date. Repeatedly while running errands I forget what errands I'm running and run completely different errands before returning home where I remember what the original errand is. And last Sunday, after careful discussion with my boyfriend over what kind of pizza I was going to order for our Superbowl party, I ordered the wrong pizza.
MIND LIKE A SIEVE. I HAS IT. And so does Superhero Girl.
And the weird thing is, nothing seems to help. I write stuff down, I leave things I'm supposed to remember pinned to our apartment door, NOTHING HELPS. I just forget. It's ... BEYOND annoying.