Hah! Oh man, do I ever get this. Jealousy is the worst thing in the world, and professional jealousy (that person is SO MUCH BETTER at the job I have decided to devote my life to!) is even worse than the worst thing in the world. And it's not like you wish ... y'know, HARM to the people you're jealous of (only bad people do that and I'm not a bad person), but you wish that maybe ... they weren't quite so successful? That something, some little, not so harmful thing would maybe take them down a peg or two? Then you could feel bigger than them, rather than teeny tiny in comparison to their accomplishments.
Anyway. Tiny Kevin Christmas Tree Ornaments, coming soon to an Etsy shop near you ... (not).